Ichigo-0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Bettman: As part of our new NHL experience, our players now come equipped with 4 legs, promising faster play, more goals, more tickets sold, and a few missing fingers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatsyukProspect Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Ruutu: OH MY! IT'S REALLY YOU! Tomas Plekanec: Okay, umm.. I'm not that Famous.. Whitney: Get Off.. Get Off Me! GET OFF!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gritty-Kitty Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Ruutu: Quick Whitney, take his d--n skates off. He is WAY to fast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gritty-Kitty Report post Posted November 19, 2008 or Ruutu: I told you we wanted you on our team. NOW YOU STAY THERE!!!!! Hey guys I just found a great replacement for Stormy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dp1one Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Rutuu: I told you that Whitney double knots has skate laces! Plekanec: OK OK I BELIEVE YOU! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TarheelMike Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Ruutu: You got it? Plekanec: Just a tad more, I can touch it with my finger. Whitney: If you guys wanted another puck, all you had to do was ask the ref. Guy in blue jacket: Whoa! They're doing the wheelbarrow race like we did in elementary school! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Whitney: "No no no, that is NOT the way Kristi and Mark did it on Dancing with the Stars!" Plekanec: "Could somebody PLEASE get Hedican on the phone and find out the real way to do this? I can't hold on much longer" Ruutu: "You better hang on cause Hedican's three hours behind on West Coast time now" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caniaczrule Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Ruutu: Not feeling so hot Tomas?? Plekanec: I have the flu. Whitney: Ruu, what are you thinking man?? The secret TheraFlu stash is down there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygruven Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Rutuu: I told you that Whitney double knots has skate laces! Plekanec: OK OK I BELIEVE YOU! YOU ARE TEH WINNAR!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingofminneapolis Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Whitney: "No no no, that is NOT the way Kristi and Mark did it on Dancing with the Stars!" Plekanec: "Could somebody PLEASE get Hedican on the phone and find out the real way to do this? I can't hold on much longer" Ruutu: "You better hang on cause Hedican's three hours behind on West Coast time now" You stole my idea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caniacgirl Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Whitney: Whoa man you didn't even buy me dinner first!!! Ruutu: turn your head and cough...don't worry i stayed at a holiday inn express last night Plekanac: (feebly and weakly) help me...it's dark down here! not great (others were better) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA Report post Posted November 20, 2008 not great (others were better) This one wasnt as easy as I thought it was going to be,lol. Maybe we're just out of practice, it was a long off season Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caniacgirl Report post Posted November 20, 2008 This one wasnt as easy as I thought it was going to be,lol. Maybe we're just out of practice, it was a long off season hahaha yeah i think that's it. i think the problem is that some of the funniest options are really inappropriate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caniacgirl Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Whitney: "No no no, that is NOT the way Kristi and Mark did it on Dancing with the Stars!" Plekanec: "Could somebody PLEASE get Hedican on the phone and find out the real way to do this? I can't hold on much longer" Ruutu: "You better hang on cause Hedican's three hours behind on West Coast time now" i like this one! it may be my favorite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
walker28 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Ruutu: Welcome to Carolina, chump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jayhenry76 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Bettman: As part of our new NHL experience, our players now come equipped with 4 legs, promising faster play, more goals, more tickets sold, and a few missing fingers. OMG this is my fav. i laughed for like 2 whole minutes. great stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb_online Report post Posted September 3, 2010 (edited) Plekanec: I lost a contact lens, no body move... Edited September 3, 2010 by jb_online Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
