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Rod Brind'Amour hit Zedno Chara on top of the head once, turning him into Martin St. Louis.

All NHL goaltenders, excluding Hurricanes keepers, are on the endangered species list because of Rod Brind'Amour.

Rod Brind'Amour has a shot that is so hard, when he takes a backhand, the stick's curve literally turns inside out.

Wayne Gretzky's nickname is "The Great One". Rod Brind'Amour's nickname is "The Best One".

Rod Brind'Amour and Erik Cole once had a contest to see who was more powerful. We know this better as the eruption of Mount St. Helens.

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You know what's funny? How everyone thinks the RBC in RBC Center stands for Royal Bank of Canada. It actually stands for Rod Brind'Amour's Castle, because Rod is king.

By the way, Gipper... those are hilarious. :lol:

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Rod Brind'Amour hit Zedno Chara on top of the head once, turning him into Martin St. Louis.

LOL nice :)

Rod Brind'Amour is so tough, 13 is no longer the unlucky number.

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The 'C' on Rod Brind'Amour's chest does not stand for captain, it stands for Crusher.

Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Rod Brind'Amour just picks the building up and walks under it.

According to the laws of physics, Rod Brind'Amour cannot exist. Rod Brind'Amour does not follow the laws of physics.

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The theoretical maximum possible score on Jeopardy is $566,400. In one game, a player incredibly surpassed this with a score of $566,401. Many people who did not see that game are reluctant to believe that it actually happened, and shrug it off as a myth. When they are told that the player who achieved that feat was Rod Brind'Amour, the skepticism stops there.

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Rod Brind'Amour once fought Jesus, Thor, Zeus, and Buddha at the same time. His record was 4-0 with 4 knockouts.

Rod Brind'Amour can score a goal at the RBC Center from the red line...

...of the Helsinki Ice Arena in Finland.

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Man, I could come up with some even funnier ones, but I'm not sure they'd be appropriate for this board. :wink:

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According to the AP, France has surrendered to Rod Brind'Amour, just to be safe.

Booooo, that's a Chuck Norris joke. :P

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