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According to the AP, France has surrendered to Rod Brind'Amour, just to be safe.

Booooo, that's a Chuck Norris joke. :P

Word just arrived that Spain and Belgium have also surrendered and the EU is considering total surrender.

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The puck didn't go past the unfortunate goalie in this picture. Rod hit it right into him, and the force knocked him off his feet, therefore allowing the puck to continue on into the goal.

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Displaying a photo of Rod Brind'Amour is considered torture to prisoners, because it causes irreversable fear for the remainder of the prisoner's life.

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In 1994, Rod Brind'Amour played a game against the Canadiens by himself. He won, 17-0. He still wears the 17, and the Canadiens have not won a Stanley Cup since because they are afraid of him.

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Before the Hurricanes played their first game in the RBC Center, Rod Brind'Amour used it as a slaughterhouse for kittens, because killing kittens is a pasttime of his that amuses him. Because it is his castle, and he can do whatever he wants, he did not clean up the mess. Now you know why the seats are the color they are.

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Strong people can crush a soda can in one hand.

Rod Brind'Amour can crush a tractor-trailer truck in one hand.

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Before the Hurricanes played their first game in the RBC Center, Rod Brind'Amour used it as a slaughterhouse for kittens, because killing kittens is a pasttime of his that amuses him. Because it is his castle, and he can do whatever he wants, he did not clean up the mess. Now you know why the seats are the color they are.

I'm never going to look at the RBC Center seats the same way again...

And..

THESE ARE FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

*My official favorite thread*

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Mick Magoo refuses to referee a game with Rod Brind'Amour.

I wish. :lol:

There is now a Rod Brind'Amour hat trick. It requires that you score 100 goals in a game. Only Rod Brind'Amour can do it.

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It's not called a Power Play. It's called a Brindamour play.

I'm so funny! Not.

I liked it :lol:

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It's not called a Power Play. It's called a Brindamour play.

I'm so funny! Not.

I liked it :lol:

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I'm never going to look at the RBC Center seats the same way again...

You'll also never look at kittens the same way again. :lol:

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