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Too funny! Not to go too far off topic...but I think I will try hanging my Cam Ward figurine upside down over the TV for the next game and see if Cam stands on his head during the game. :D

Not much to add to the list, Whaler hit my personal peeve. In general any time I hear "if not for..." whether goal, post, ref, penalty, etc. drives me nuts.

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nice. i actually give his head a little tap when he does something stupid. maybe i should try it the other way around and see if that helps. :)

See, you've been doing it wrong (or maybe I'm doing it wrong)

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Come on people,,you all know its Tripp & Johns fault.

Before every game they talk about everything the other teams AREN"T doing,then the team does just the opposite and we get beat.

Oh this guy or that guy hasn't scored in 10 games,,,then what happens, he gets a hat-trick.

This goalie is having a terrible season,,,then we get shutout.

Hey the canes are getting their healthy players back---then 2 more guys go down

Cam has looked great in the last couple games-------then we lose on a softy!

I swear Tripper is a jinx most of the time

And the list just goes on and on. :lol:

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What are some of the best excuses you have heard for not winning? I'll start the list.

"We had the jump and the zone time but they won the game"

"We need to finish out games when we have the chance"

" We ran into a hot team"

" Their goalie stood on his head"

" We came out flat"

What other good ones can you think of?

We have the worst coach on the planet!!! :angry:

Lavi gone so it is just not the same! :(:(:(:(

We have JR as a General Manager who screws up the best team after the stanly cup this year :angry: :angry:

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How can we win when we have a troll look-a-like doing the color commentation? :lol:

You really shouldn't make fun of hurt players who get to sit in the booth with John and Tripp. The only one I can think of lately was Justin Williams, if that's the case then many female type Caniacs may just call them selves Troll Lovers! :lol:

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The one that I hear time and time again from coaches and players...

We are passing the puck around too much looking for the perfect shot. We need to just throw a lot of pucks at the net and good things will happen.

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See, you've been doing it wrong (or maybe I'm doing it wrong)

that's it then. there is their excuse: "rmilano and superdave are tapping the eric staal bobblehead's head at the wrong time."

wonder how long they can milk this one? :lol:

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The crowd didn't get into it.

They still have a Stanley Cup hangover.

Now that they all have new contracts, they feel like they don't have to play anymore.

Canes hussle trying to regain momentum = no effort at all

Canes score a fluke goal after the puck pinballs off of sticks, skates, goaly mask and the post = great effort, great powerplay, great pass

They should have never scheduled a game for 1pm.

I wore the wrong color jersey.

From a few years ago: Staal is thinking too much about his girlfriend.

The ice was really bad.

We forgot how to score.

It's all JR's fault because of (take your pick)

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-Brind'Amore looks like a ram

-Cam Ward got too skinny

-Staal Stalled

-The ice is slippery

-Damon's Grill closed down

hmmm, you may be on to something!!

We really haven't played good hockey since Damon's Grill closed, coincidence - i don't think so!

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The black jersey's weren't as intimidating as we thought they'd be.

The black jersey's make Whitney and LaRose look really short and we can't stop laughing.

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Now I am listening for the coach speak and player comments. Heard last night for the coach and players about the play.

Canes version:

Babs was there for a fortunate bounce off the boards and wrapped it around to score on the power play.

Blues version:

A funny bounce off the back boards and they score.

Canes version(Staal):

We score on both of our power plays. ???

Blues version:

Our special teams did not get it done.

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